Why Nazi Zombies is Exactly Like Sex.

Okay, right out the gate, can I clarify that by "Nazi Zombies", I refer to the game mode from Call of Duty 5, and more recently CoD Black Ops, not just general flesh-eating resurrected Nazis. Good.

Hear me out.

Players
In Nazi Zombies, you can play with 1 to 4 players. I would submit that this also applies to sex, in that any more than 4 moves towards "orgy" territory.

More so, if you play with just one player, the whole experience feels jaded and ultimately less satisfying.


Foreplay
As the curtains open (or close), things are going to start off slowly. Zombies are sort of drip-fed into the area, which while exciting, is nothing you can't handle. This basically sets the mood for the game.


Things Heat Up
Now here's where it gets interesting. The zombies start to pile up on you, but you've explored the area a little, and found a nice niche to work with. You're starting to sweat a little, sure, but you've got a good rhythm sorted out. Although tiring, the overall experience is feeling pretty good at this moment.


Climax
Fatigue starts to set in. You slip a few times, you're hands are sweaty. You know you can't hold out much longer. You try your hardest, you do. You try to keep your rhythm going, but it's all too much. The zombies overwhelm you, and although later you'll feel nostalgic for the overall experience, all you feel now is shame and anger, wishing you could've held on just a little bit longer.

But hey, don't worry. It actually happens to a lot of guys.